This way to the stars

The case for lesbianism

Before you ask, no I am NOT a lesbian. This is a product of that interesting conversation I had with Ain and Mia yesterday morning at the NSTP venue.

There is about one man to one woman in the world; thus men are about 50% of the population (gee, congratulate me for my brilliant math!). So let's pretend you're a girl looking for a good boyfriend, the kind you'd be glad to show to your parents.

So you look at the other half of the population. But of course, you do have realistic standards; your boys have to come up to scratch, right? So you narrow the field down...

Narrow it down to fairly decent guys...

Further narrow it down to cute guys...

Further narrow it down to nice guys...

Further narrow it down to smart guys...

Further narrow it down to responsible guys...

Further narrow it down to humble guys...

Further narrow it down to understanding guys...

Further narrow it down to straight guys...

And there will be next to nothing left! Haha!

There is no such thing as a perfect guy. Yet so many girls are praying to the gods of fantasy and chick-lit that someday their princes will come. Nope, contrary to the "wisdom" promulgated by Disney and the Sweet Valley twins we avidly gobbled up when we were kids, this ain't gonna happen. That is why there is a social "premium" put on seemingly "perfect" guys as if they were pieces of real estate. The larger population of girls have to settle for only so much.

OR...

Turn to your own half of the population! Aren't all girls considered to be understanding, thoughtful, responsible, etc etc? Besides, isn't it said that a relationship will work great if both parties think alike? Well, girls definitely do. Haha.

Disturbing thought, isn't it? By no means should you take this seriously. Although, it would definitely be amusing to see how the guys of the world would react if they discovered one day that all their women had turned into lesbians... Let THEM experience the shortage for a change! Hahahahaha

Let me repeat and emphasize that I'm not a lesbian, despite me coming from a school known for the lesbian inclinations of much of its student population. In fact, that's what sparked this discussion in the first place, what with Ain and me having a mini-reunion (we never really had one since we graduated). I'm just getting a woozy head trip. :P

The great Kurt Cobain once said, "I'm not gay, but I wish I were just to piss off the homophobes." So let's piss of the guys for once as payback for the many times they've pissed US off! Hahahahahaha! *evil and maniacal cackle*

posted by steph @ 8:15 PM